The Iphone really can do it all!

The iphone can perform many tech tricks. I was very impressed to see it's latest app called, "Magnetism" When downloaded the app will act as a magnet to your child. I decided to give it a go, and, "Wow it really works!" The second I turned the app on, Grady walked to the iphone. It was the strangest thing. I encourage everyone with iphones to use this app for redirecting their child. Now I don't have to tell Grady, "No" when he is splashing around in the dog bowl. I can just place the iphone where I want him to be and turn on, "Magnetism". Don't worry the app is encoded so only your iphone works with your child. I know you were worried about strangers stealing your tot. Have no fear it is totally safe! Watch how it works, amazing!